A Bowl of Tasty Tweets for Ladies in a Serious Relationship with Pasta and Cheese

Author image for Ely Bulnes
Ely Bulnes • Writer and Editor
Aug 15, 2024 6:00 PM EDT

Greetings, carb-loving ladies. Non-monogamous relationships are kind of a point of contention in modern discourse. Most of the youngsters that dive quickly into romantic relationships that involve multiple people end in more drama than more in love. There is a particular instance where polyamory always work out - the serious, long-term throuple comprised of you, cheese, and pasta.

You're old childhood friends. You first met them when you were a child - the day that mac and cheese first graced your Disney Princess-themed plate. You may have had some bumps on the road - your vegan phase, your Gluten-free phase (even though you're not allergic), and that time you did Keto for a few weeks, but you've all matured and learned to love each other. Now you meet as fresh feta crumbled on a fusilli pasta salad or as creamy ricotta sandwiched between sheets of lasagna. If this described your dream relationship, enjoy this bowl of delicious memes with freshly-grated humor on top.

Advertisement
  • 01
    Justinthecity_ @Justinthecity1 Today I was too lazy to grate cheese over my reheated pasta, so instead I just heaped forkfuls of spaghetti into my mouth and then bit off parmigiana from a block. I'm 34.
    via @Justinthecity1
  • 02
    gavin @distracdad Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We're buying cheese and and we're never going to stop buying cheese.
    via @distracdad
  • 03
    > meme machine @FalloutMatt if you date me we will have: morning pasta afternoon pasta dinner pasta i made breakfast pasta after work pasta before bed pasta just bc i love you pasta shower pasta i'm bored pasta out in public pasta holiday pasta monday-sunday pasta
    via @FalloutMatt
  • 04
    psycho-mocha sometimes it's just you and your little pot of pasta against the world
    via psycho-mocha
  • 05
    (unintelligible) ben flores @limitlessjest most common visual signifier for cheese is a little yellow wedge with big holes in it. but the cheeses that have big holes in them aren't generally yellow, and the cheeses that are generally yellow don't have big holes in them. and we just accept this?
    via @limitlessjest
  • 06
    Joy Marie Clarkson @joynessthebrave Someone just randomly approached me for advice at the supermarket because "you look like you know what you're doing with cheese” and I don't think I've ever been more flattered.
    via @joynessthebrave
  • 07
    @BrandyBeansH Woman in my office is going through a breakup and the work guys chat was trying to think of something nice to do for her and one of the guys, very sincerely, said "women like mac and cheese, right? maybe we can do something with that?" Imfao headspace-hotel Follow He's right though.
    via @BrandyBeansH, headspace-hotel
  • 08
    nicole sweeney @sweeneysays *** i knew a girl in college who had this amazing cheesy bread recipe which she absolutely refused to share with anyone. and i think about this all the time. the cheesy bread i can never have again.
    via @sweeneysays
  • 09
    Sarah @SarahEliza_99 cheese is just a loaf of milk She's right and I'm scared urbanfantasyinspiration This implies a liquid form of bread Beer i-am-the-broken-bride
    via @SarahEliza_99
  • 10
    Fiona Daly @acciopatronus10 A customer asked me what kind of cheese is in our mozzarella sticks... Ummm
    via @acciopatronus
  • 11
    Jon @ArfMeasures Waiter: Do you want cheese? Me: Yes Waiter: Say when Me: All the time
    via @ArfMeasures
  • 12
    The Bice Is Right @Pro_Jones_ Waiter: *grating cheese* say when Me: Me: Me: Waiter: Sir that was the entire block of cheese Me: *leans in way too close* Go get another
    via @Pro_Jones_
  • 13
    monica heisey ✔ @monicaheisey books describing the terrible conditions of the medieval times or whatever are always like "they had nothing to eat but bread, wine and a lump of cheese" and with all due to respect to the difficulties of the past....that's my ideal meal
    via @monicaheisey
  • 14
    v3nice "Truth or dare?" "Dare." "Order me a pizza." sand-paper-dreams I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES
    via v3nice, sand-paper-dreams
  • 15
    Good Idea Guy @SortaBad "cheez-its and goldfish crackers are not interchangeable. totally different energies" My blind date: okay
    via @SortaBad
  • 16
    diyanı @twofrogskissing this is the amount of pasta i taste to see if it's cooked :) @shougylol.3d I'll never forget Cipriani gave us 6 pastas per person. I cried
    via @twofrogskissing, @shougylol
  • 17
    soul nate @MNateShyamalan let me get this straight - so eating cheese off a board is "classy” and "seventeen dollars," but when i eat it directly from the fridge at 3 am that makes me “a gremlin” ???
    via @MNateShyamalan
  • 18
    ben (unintelligible) flores @limitlessjest · ordering ravioli at a restaurant is great for when you want to spend $19 to eat three of something you expected to be eating 12 of
    via @limitlessjest
  • 19
    Ponytail N. Glasses @ponyglasses And I ask myself for the 12th time this week, "is this a real problem or do I just need to eat something with melted cheese?"
    via @ponyglasses
  • 20
    Dadof2Boys @Dadof2crazyboys My son just turned 3 so we went to his yearly check up and the Doctor asked him what his favorite fruit was and he looked that man dead in his eyes and said cheese.
    via @Dadof2crazyboys
  • 21
    Melodie Fawn Montero @melodiefawn Do you ever just need emotional support carbs? Today I ate two bowls of pasta for no other reason than my life's a sham.
    via @melodiefawn
  • 22
    NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES LIFE IS CHAOS AND I AM BASICALLY ALWAYS TIRED BUT I HAVE FAIRLY EASY ACCESS TO HOT CHEESE SO I GUESS I WILL HANG IN THERE
    via @SICKOFWOLVES
  • 23
    laura vincent @HungryandFrozen why do supermarkets have cheese in so many places, here's the fancy cheese, here's the ok cheese, here's the auxiliary cheese display like please..no more riddles
    via @HungryandFrozen
  • 24
    Luke Mones @LukeMones Shoutout to these little guys. No better snack then cheese inside a candle
    via @LukeMones
  • 25
    Bob Heller @Bob_Heller If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it's no longer two lasagnas. It's one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
    via @Bob_Heller
  • 26
    p @ppaiigge why are pasta drive throughs not a thing??? like imagine being able to go to a drive through for mac n cheese, lasagne, ravioli, carbonara???? the dream
    via @ppaiigge
  • 27
    Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife Charcuterie boards have led me to believe that eating my weight in cheese in one sitting is ok as long as I have a couple grapes with it.
    via @mom_needsalife
  • 28
    Shantira Jackson @tira_son Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row? Me: Naw Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce. Me: Ok, ok, yes.
    via @tira_son Person
  • 29
    adrian crawford @crawf33 mozzarella sticks Lauren Goode @Lauren Goode Which app has changed your life the most in the past ten years?
    via @crawf33, @LaurenGoode
  • 30
    Serene @serenemaria Just saw an older woman sitting at the bar alone eating mozzarella sticks, drinking a martini and reading a book. Life goals
    via @serenemaria
  • 31
    YAEL @elle91 Me: I am so tired and sad all the time. Brain: Have you tried eating a lot of pasta, like A LOT? [22 minutes later] Me: That didn't help at all and now I feel sick Brain: Hm weird. Try again in like half an hour.
    via @elle91
  • 32
    Justinthecity_ @Justinthecity1 Today I was too lazy to grate. cheese over my reheated pasta, so instead I just heaped forkfuls of spaghetti into my mouth and then bit off parmigiana from a block. I'm 34.
    via @Justinthecity1

Tags

hungry cheese carbs relatable memes pizza food memes Female Empowerment adulting pasta funny memes relationships couples love body positivity foodie dating
Scroll Down For The Next Article